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Flu-like Symptoms

Created on 2001-07-18 07:24:33 (#255957), last updated 2007-01-12

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Name:Slade
Birthdate:09-02
Location:Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Website:Flaming Weasels
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Raised by wolves until she was discovered by a roving alcoholic in need of someplace to relieve his overactive bladder, Slade always considered herself "just one of the pack." Even after her rocket-like rise to fame and glamor, she never let it go to her head. "I would rather have been a sort of cult sensation," she once commented, "the kind who can raise up a horde of fanatically loyal followers with simply an ad in the paper. But this is okay too." Due to strange experiments conducted upon her by one (adopted) great-aunt, Slade could never stand the taste of alcohol, which seriously affected her well-awaited role as The National Enquirer's Drunk Celebrity of the Week. What will happen to this girl of moment, everybody's favorite oddball? Only time will tell. --Janet Weis, Weekly World News, 26 April 2004
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